Yea, verily: Who is that, running across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Ceruleancrescent, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She grunts vengefully:
“For the love of carnage and discord, I plunder faster than the super-flu!!”
Rampaging amidst the icy wasteland, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh Laufeysson! And he gives a booming howl:
“By Odin’s mighty spear, no flesh shall be spared!!!”
…
Laufeysson… Odin… yeah, wait a second.Striding amidst the tarmac, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Manson! And he gives a booming howl:
“I’m going to hump you until you are hot and bothered, and trade you for a candy bar!”
I…I can’t…
Striding along the icy wasteland, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Cloricia! And she gives a mighty howl:
“I’m going to pummel you until you scream like a banshee, and throw you out the airplane door!!!”
Zang! Who is that, striding across the freeway! It isDunderpunch, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a cruel bellow, his voice cometh:
“I’m seriously going to smack you into a new dimension of pain!”
I could see myself saying this.
(Source: chantillyxlacey)
