So I hear that some law in California about gay marriage is going to be announced one way or another soon, and either way it’s getting taken to the Supreme Court. After that, there’ll be a sweeping, national assertion about gay marriage legality! Isn’t it so exciting to know that soon our assembly of a relative handful of elite leaders might allow us to have more freedoms soon? All hail our Supreme Leaders, whatever their wisest decision on what liberties they might grant us may be.
No, seriously, the fuck? Do two gay guys seriously sit there going: “Gee, I sure wish I could promise you I’ll be with you forever, hold a party over it, and wear matching rings, but that darned federal government says we can’t!”
