February 2012
39 posts
What is your battle cry? →
gothinyourbelfries:
grey-lips:
laufeysson:
ceruleancrescent:
Yea, verily: Who is that, running across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Ceruleancrescent, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She grunts vengefully:
“For the love of carnage and discord, I plunder faster than the super-flu!!”
Rampaging amidst the icy wasteland, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh Laufeysson! And he gives...
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As far as I can tell, my mother had a pretty normal childhood in Satellite Beach. She went on to college, met by dad, worked several jobs to moderate success, had 3 sons, and is still married to my dad. At 18, I’m currently in my junior year at FSU studying actuarial science. I haven’t been sitting in the lap of luxury, but I’ve had enough financial and emotional backing to get...
alpha brawl
mtgdeckcheck:
Put in 2 of this card into my red black control. Just casted it on my opponents obliterator x2 board…
I feel like I won the lottery
I’ve been desperately waiting to see this happen.
There are signs for something called “Sex and Candy” at 7pm at Gilchrist. All they are are the title, the location and time, and a picture of a lipstick kiss. I have no idea how interested I would be in this event. If it is a Pixie-Stick orgy, great, I’m all for it. If it’s a sexuality awareness and safety procedures seminar, fuck it. If it’s some kind of 80’s...
Valentine's Day has the highest suicide rate every...
*citation needed.
8luh 8luh: Announcement for all Homestucks!! →
chelsiewithanie:
sickgodtiershenanigans:
yournightmareisfinallyalive:
pimptav:
john-dothewindything:
scout-002:
Hey, everyone! I saw this post going around and thought it was a really great idea! Now I know this can be an every day thing, but what if we chose one day that all…
I’ve met a lot of new friends from Homestuck, and I would love to make even more. :u I want to do...
WatchMy god this is wonderful. I expected it was all a big joke; no one could make something *that* stupid. Turns out she is in fact a funny lady. There ya go.
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irsp: Slut Walk
I concede that a would-be victim dressing provocatively does not write blame off of a rapist for their actions. However, it should be taken into account that women who do dress in such a way are in fact making a mistake. Not to say that certain types of clothing are universally problematic, sans leather underwear, but dressing in such a way as to highlight sexual characteristics, or as to imply...
Just a thought: blind characters tend to be badass. Daredevil, Terezi, Toph. But all of those characters are hardly blind; they practically have extrasensory perception. Can anyone think of any cool blind characters that are *actually* blind?
I… I think I want to make an ask blog. An Ask Mother Mustang blog. I guess it’s just always been my dream to give out advice as a golden space-horse deity? So, should I do it?
Reblog if your penis is huge.
ditzidani:
I’d say average, but that’s really up for the receiver to decide.
Uh… I… Nope, can’t resist rebloging this. I tried not to, honest.
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Realization: I stopped playing the Scout as much because the gameplay was too slow. Rocket hopping > running.
So I hear that some law in California about gay marriage is going to be announced one way or another soon, and either way it’s getting taken to the Supreme Court. After that, there’ll be a sweeping, national assertion about gay marriage legality! Isn’t it so exciting to know that soon our assembly of a relative handful of elite leaders might allow us to have more freedoms soon?...
January 2012
20 posts
tumblr in a nutshell
thisurlkeepschanging:
laskr:
engineeringlesbian:
“THIS DRAWING PAPER IS RACIST BECAUSE IT’S WHITE.”
“THIS ART IS ABLIST BECAUSE YOU NEED EYESIGHT TO APPRECIATE IT.”
“THIS TAMPON IS SEXIST BECAUSE IT’S FOR WOMEN SPECIFICALLY”
“EVERYONE IS A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE; HERE’S HOW TO CATEGORIZE THEM”
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PERMANENTLY OFFSIDE: Why the friendzone is... →
angels-and-angles:
As defined by urban dictionary, the friendzone is…
“When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, and more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest…
While I’m well aware that some men do have this mindset and have no right to act as if...
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mspandrew:
I “retconned” a single word in the archive with the above gibberish for a while because I thought it would be funny. And it definitely was hilarious. I understand that not everyone thinks all of my e-impulses are a total riot though.
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Ugh, what the fuck is he saying?? How can someone who is a clone of themselves and the people who are mixed genetic material of people who...
